[D1EE, Main Hall, Open] The first supper (Occasion)
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 7:58 pm
Art: https://l5r-game.fandom.com/wiki/Sergio_Camarena
There is usually no evening meal in the monastery, the sacred diet of the monks forsaking any food consumption from midday to midnight. However, with so many guests not following that rule in attendance this week, extra meals at dusk have been added to the planning just for them.
Sensei Wu and the abbess are thus watching their visitors eat their fill from the place of honor without touching a single grain of rice themselves, exchanging whispers here and then. The sensei seems quite amused by what he's seeing, the abbess has that calm smile that shows nothing of what she's actually thinking.
Food is bland but nourishing and in appreciable quantities. The monastery practices simplicity, not asceticism.
Wu is expected to make a speech, but seems in no hurry to do so. Finally, near the end of the dinner, when most plates are empty, he takes the floor.
"Lots of people interested in the noble and ancestral art of hitting people with a stick. That's nice, that's very nice. But that won't do, that won't do. There's just too many of you. I can barely keep up with my current students, and there's only two of them. How am I supposed to deal with one, two, three... the lots of you.
Guess I have to find a way to kick most of you out of here without giving offense to anyone. Not easy, not easy. But as my own teacher used to say, bōjutsu is the art of solving impossible problems.
You may have noticed a lot of people have swords. And swords, they're good. They're good. Quite easy to die when all you have is a stick and the other person has a sword.
To beat a sword with a stick, one needs resourcefulness. Improvisation. Thinking out of the box. Or in the box, but a different box than your opponent.
Once, I beat someone who could have killed me ten times if they had been able to read me because I used my bō as a thrower to high kick them in the face. Another time I get to live by noticing a light limping and hitting a not fully healed ankle just right. And those are only some of my stories. Which are only but a few of the many stories of people defeating far greater opponents than themselves with mindful use of a simple stick since people have starting using sticks thousands of years ago.
You know what? I'm going to steal an old exercise of my own teacher.
They use to give me impossible problems. Like, how to parry an ono with a bō? And then, a few days later, they would rush at me with an ax, and I better have found a solution in the meantime!
There are too many of you to pursue one by one with an ax of my own sadly. But otherwise, seems to me like a good idea to check if you have the right mindset for bōjutsu. I'll come with a few problems for you to solve by tomorrow's morning, and I'll listen to your solutions in... You're young, two days will be enough.
Pick something from a book, take good advice from the right people, invent something of your own, as long as it works, I don't care. One goal, many ways."